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Thursday, September 02, 2004

Give Thanks

Doctor: There is no pulse. Charge the defibrillator!

Clear!

bbbzzzzzt!

Sarah Violently fills her lungs with any air unfortunate enough to be near her, looks up with a wry smile on her face and exclaims, "I'm back!".

Dear Winston, thank you for the beautiful gift

The author of The Misapplied Criminal Mind has heard my cries and took it upon himself to correct the situation. No, he didn't tape my mouth shut. He made a linky banner for me! Feel free to use it.

ElvenSarah banner linky

Thank God for Air Conditioning!

God announced today in a press release that he has invented air conditioning. Reversing an earlier statement proclaiming everything good, God accepted responsibility for the scorching summer heat. "I realized that this was my bad, and I needed to do something about it, so I set off to find a way to bring cool air to my beloved pets. A short four thousand years later I thought up air conditioning. Well, actually I thought it up some time ago, but got sidetracked on releasing it. Again my bad."

A reporter from ElvenSarah tried to ask God why he didn't just change the climate, but was only able to get his answering machine.

The Gallery of God (Soon to be HTMLized on its own page. [crosses fingers])

God in an undated campaign photo

god halloween
God: Halloween, 1987

god asia

God Visits Asia (It had been a while)

god staff movie

God Guest starred in the Movie The Ten Commandments. This is an outtake from when the director was telling him how to stand.

god santa

Every December, God gets festive and dresses up like Santa. He enjoys the irony.

god circa 1841

God Circa 1840

How the Heck did they do that? No matter, let's see how they like SARS.

God chats it up

God chats it up with the tribulation clan men, confirming that we are indeed in the end times.

Young God in his Lab

God reenacts 2 kings 2: 23-24 with the Mcmorris kids.

Wow, I have been busy folks. I was thinking about creating a blog called "The Corporate Life" after all the crazy things that have happened to me in the last two months, thanks to my job, but I need to work on updating this one first. :) Hope to have a real entry soon! Thanks for reading.

Current food: Cheerios with organic milk and Naked Juice: Superfood Green Machine (It's my veggies)

Posted at 09:24 pm by elvenSarah


	Winston September 3, 2004 04:38 AM PDT Welcome back! 'Bout time too ;)


	woodsmoke September 3, 2004 08:54 AM PDT Sweet, I'll put up the graphic link as soon as I remember how. :P


	Jezebel September 10, 2004 12:32 AM PDT I LOVE the God gallery! LOL!


	Reach September 18, 2004 08:10 AM PDT Loren will love the shirt. Let us know when you get it done, ok?


	Reach September 18, 2004 08:12 AM PDT Oops... forgot to say, congratulations on the air! My A/C went out the first week of August but it's not going to be replaced until October because it's cheaper then. ;-)

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I'm a computer test engineer for a well known corporation, but my hobby is debunking myths and exploring the human mind. I'm a female, a bi sexual, and a former fanatical christian. In this blog I expose the foolishness of many of the traditions and idealogies of Americans and humans in general. If you are lucky, you may also get an update on the progress of the porn site I am slowly building. Oh, and yes, I still have my pointy ears. :)