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I contend that we are both atheists, I just believe in one less god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, then you will know why I dismiss yours. - Stephen F. Roberts

Any god who creates a sentient being out of dirt, knowing the being will be damned to hell, should have left the dirt alone. - unknown



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Thursday, September 02, 2004
Give Thanks

Doctor: There is no pulse.  Charge the defibrillator!
Clear!
bbbzzzzzt!
Sarah Violently fills her lungs with any air unfortunate enough to be near her, looks up with a wry smile on her face and exclaims, "I'm back!".


Dear Winston, thank you for the beautiful gift

The author of The Misapplied Criminal Mind has heard my cries and took it upon himself to correct the situation.  No, he didn't tape my mouth shut.  He made a linky banner for me!  Feel free to use it.

ElvenSarah banner linky

 


Thank God for Air Conditioning!

God announced today in a press release that he has invented air conditioning.  Reversing an earlier statement proclaiming everything good, God accepted responsibility for the scorching summer heat.  "I realized that this was my bad, and I needed to do something about it, so I set off to find a way to bring cool air to my beloved pets.  A short four thousand years later I thought up air conditioning.  Well, actually I thought it up some time ago, but got sidetracked on releasing it.  Again my bad."

A reporter from ElvenSarah tried to ask God why he didn't just change the climate, but was only able to get his answering machine. 


The Gallery of God (Soon to be HTMLized on its own page.  [crosses fingers])

god baby marines
God in an undated campaign photo


 

god halloween
God: Halloween, 1987

 god asia

God Visits Asia (It had been a while)

god staff movie

God Guest starred in the Movie The Ten Commandments.  This is an outtake from when the director was telling him how to stand.

 god santa

Every December, God gets festive and dresses up like Santa.  He enjoys the irony.

 god circa 1841

God Circa 1840

 how the heck
How the Heck did they do that?  No matter, let's see how they like SARS. 

God chats it up

God chats it up with the tribulation clan men, confirming that we are indeed in the end times.

 god lab
Young God in his Lab
 god bear

God reenacts 2 kings 2: 23-24 with the Mcmorris kids.






Wow, I have been busy folks.  I was thinking about creating a blog called "The Corporate Life" after all the crazy things that have happened to me in the last two months, thanks to my job, but I need to work on updating this one first.  :)  Hope to have a real entry soon!  Thanks for reading.

Current food:  Cheerios with organic milk and Naked Juice: Superfood Green Machine (It's my veggies)


Posted at 09:24 pm by elvenSarah

Winston
September 3, 2004   04:38 AM PDT
 
Welcome back! 'Bout time too ;)
woodsmoke
September 3, 2004   08:54 AM PDT
 
Sweet, I'll put up the graphic link as soon as I remember how. :P
Jezebel
September 10, 2004   12:32 AM PDT
 
I LOVE the God gallery! LOL!
Reach
September 18, 2004   08:10 AM PDT
 
Loren will love the shirt. Let us know when you get it done, ok?
Reach
September 18, 2004   08:12 AM PDT
 
Oops... forgot to say, congratulations on the air! My A/C went out the first week of August but it's not going to be replaced until October because it's cheaper then. ;-)
 

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