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I contend that we are both atheists, I just believe in one less god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, then you will know why I dismiss yours. - Stephen F. Roberts

Any god who creates a sentient being out of dirt, knowing the being will be damned to hell, should have left the dirt alone. - unknown



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Saturday, April 23, 2005
It’s a weird world.


Well folks, I have been cutting back on my writing lately. I haven’t felt good about most of my recent posts. They did not, in any way, mirror the concepts I was trying to get down. I felt I had lost my clarity and was not seeing a lucid thesis in any my work. Most of the blame is on being pulled in too many directions with my long work hours. I decided to post less frequently until I felt like my posts would better reveal my thoughts. Now they are “but poor reflections in a mirror”. Until then I will still read my comments everyday, and greatly appreciate them. I will just be posting less often until the time comes that I feel my ability to clearly portray my thoughts has returned. Here is one for you in the mean time. Hope you enjoy!




God unveils latest art piece

God, creator and supreme ruler of the universe, unveiled her latest artwork on Monday at an underpass in Chicago. Jehovah, or God as she prefers to be called now, released the work to the public with no press release, but the artwork was quickly discovered by local fans who began flocking to the event quoting God’s earlier works and being a bit reminiscent of Star wars fans standing outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

A local boy Timmy, who has been saved by a collie on numerous occasions, noted that he could have drawn a better likeness. Fans where quick to reply that critics were missing the entire point of the art piece. “God is currently in her abstract period where she is contrasting with her more heavy handed work of a few thousand years ago. Audiences are smarter and more sophisticated today and God knows that. She is creating mystery art that keeps that audience guessing. Is it a message from God or a stain on an underpass? Is it really the Virgin Mary? This is more fun for everyone involved. This is one of God’s most brilliant works.” Said Pierre de Gaulle, author of “A Gay Man’s guide to God’s Art”. “This is even more spectacular than her chiseling of Mary on the tortilla chip, a world renown piece that redefined art as we know it.”

Critics expect more in the Virgin Mary Series from God. Mary, a former illicit lover of God and also her mother, has figured prominently in most of her latest works. Judging from God’s past work, she likes to stay with one style for long periods, then quickly shift to a new style. God, a misunderstood artist known for her mercurial nature has at times promised to destroy the entire earth in a scene fit for the opening of Hitchhiker. Fans say God can be a bit trying, but as long as you follow her demands she is actually very loving.

Satirical author ElvenSarah has another view of the painting. “Oh, so that’s what Mary’s vulva looks like” Said Sarah, who demands everyone pretend she is an elf. “God seems to really have a thing for genitals, I mean, she put them on half the things she created!” I think God has just finally discovered she is a lesbian and is revealing that in her art.”

God could not be reached for comment.







And now, for something completely different.
Elvensarah Tells the Future:


Scene one done in Family Guy-Esque animation. Two cockroaches with British accents have morning coffee at their dinner table.

Roach1 [reading the newspaper] So scientists uncovered more of those giant two legged creatures that roamed the earth millions of years ago. Seems they didn’t have exoskeletons, just soft fleshy skin.

Roach2: That’s disgusting. I’m trying to eat breakfast here.

Roach1: Oh, I didn’t know we had any rotting insect salad left. I think I will have some of that.



Posted at 03:32 pm by elvenSarah

Nic
April 24, 2005   05:59 AM PDT
 
Bravo, she's back and on track it would seem although I do think the election of the new pope should have gotten some attention. Black smoke, white smoke "holy smoke its a pope". Sarah it is nice to have you back, I worry some times that those OC fundamentalist might have grabbed you and hidden you in the caverns beneath the Crystal Cathedral.

BTW Mary's genitals were preserved as a religious icon and are under the alter of "Our Lady of the Engorged Clit" in Guadalahara. It is said that once a year they are brought out for the celebration of Christ second cumming and that they actually appear wet. Just an FYI
Jezebel
April 24, 2005   04:38 PM PDT
 
LOL! You two are nuts. I love ya.
woodsmoke
April 27, 2005   01:51 PM PDT
 
Awesome, good to know you're still around Sarah. The internet just wouldn't be as fun without your wit. ;)
J f Z
April 28, 2005   07:35 AM PDT
 
I hate cockroaches. Here in Florida, they have renamed the flying thumb-sized critters. They call them Palmetto bugs. I think it's some bizarre attempt to trick the tourists.
SareBabe
April 28, 2005   09:52 AM PDT
 
lol! :D
Saphfire Storm
June 4, 2005   04:44 AM PDT
 
You're awesome Sarah...!!! and nice commentary by Nic.... lol... god this is a cool morning....
 

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