Clear!
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Sarah Violently fills her lungs with any air unfortunate enough to be near her, looks up with a wry smile on her face and exclaims, "I'm back!".
Dear Winston, thank you for the beautiful gift
The author of The Misapplied Criminal Mind has heard my cries and took it upon himself to correct the situation. No, he didn't tape my mouth shut. He made a linky banner for me! Feel free to use it.
Thank God for Air Conditioning!
God announced today in a press release that he has invented air conditioning. Reversing an earlier statement proclaiming everything good, God accepted responsibility for the scorching summer heat. "I realized that this was my bad, and I needed to do something about it, so I set off to find a way to bring cool air to my beloved pets. A short four thousand years later I thought up air conditioning. Well, actually I thought it up some time ago, but got sidetracked on releasing it. Again my bad."
A reporter from ElvenSarah tried to ask God why he didn't just change the climate, but was only able to get his answering machine.
The Gallery of God (Soon to be HTMLized on its own page. [crosses fingers])
Wow, I have been busy folks. I was thinking about creating a blog called "The Corporate Life" after all the crazy things that have happened to me in the last two months, thanks to my job, but I need to work on updating this one first. :) Hope to have a real entry soon! Thanks for reading.
Current food: Cheerios with organic milk and Naked Juice: Superfood Green Machine (It's my veggies)
God announced today in a press release that he has invented air conditioning. Reversing an earlier statement proclaiming everything good, God accepted responsibility for the scorching summer heat. "I realized that this was my bad, and I needed to do something about it, so I set off to find a way to bring cool air to my beloved pets. A short four thousand years later I thought up air conditioning. Well, actually I thought it up some time ago, but got sidetracked on releasing it. Again my bad."
A reporter from ElvenSarah tried to ask God why he didn't just change the climate, but was only able to get his answering machine.
The Gallery of God (Soon to be HTMLized on its own page. [crosses fingers])
 God in an undated campaign photo |
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God Visits Asia (It had been a while) |
God Guest starred in the Movie The Ten Commandments. This is an outtake from when the director was telling him how to stand. |
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Every December, God gets festive and dresses up like Santa. He enjoys the irony. |
God Circa 1840 |
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God chats it up with the tribulation clan men, confirming that we are indeed in the end times. |
 Young God in his Lab |
 God reenacts 2 kings 2: 23-24 with the Mcmorris kids. |
Wow, I have been busy folks. I was thinking about creating a blog called "The Corporate Life" after all the crazy things that have happened to me in the last two months, thanks to my job, but I need to work on updating this one first. :) Hope to have a real entry soon! Thanks for reading.
Current food: Cheerios with organic milk and Naked Juice: Superfood Green Machine (It's my veggies)
